How could I live without you?
I don't want gross coffee to get my caffeine fix.
You are so refreshing on a 103-degree-South-Florida day.
There's nothing quite like when I crack you open and take that first sip.
I dislike your cousins Diet Coke with no caffeine, Coke Zero, and regular Coke.
And you can tell Diet Coke Plus to just stop. The jig is up. We know there's no vitamins in there.
I'm getting off track. Anyway...
You fuel my soul.
Your new can design is very chic and I approve of the makeover.
I get headaches when I don't drink you. (Probably a bad sign.)
Actually, that's a really bad sign but who cares?
Nonetheless, Diet Coke, I am addicted to you and we are in it for life.
But better you than Vodka. She's a tough one.
By the way, I am in no way sponsored by Diet Coke, I really just love it a lot. I am also not making light of any other sort of addiction. Just wanted to make that clear. :)
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