What. The. Heck.

I was in Tarjay the other day and I saw these:

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 Um...Ken...are you wearing lip gloss?


Now, I don't know about you but I remember my Barbies looking less freaky and a little more like this:

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Sure her outfit is pretty bad and her hair accessories are questionable, but she was awesome.  And she looked like a normal person and not so much a lady of the evening.  Correct me if I'm wrong but the new Barbies are a little scary looking.  I was quite alarmed when I took a stroll down the toy aisle.

I vote we bring the Barbies and Kens of the 90's back. 

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Ok.  Maybe not the Kens.